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Ten Pleasures Gwyneth Paltrow Will Never Know

April 15, 2015 - by Editor

By Simcha Fisher | “We felt very nice and snug,” says Ishmael in chapter 11 of Moby Dick,

The more so since it was so chilly out of doors; indeed out of bed-clothes too, seeing that there was no fire in the room. The more so, I say, because truly…

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	September 2023
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					1 St. Simeon Venerable St. Simeon Venerable September 1, 2023 The Beginning of the "Indication," i.e., of the Church and his mother, Martha. Simeon, a Monk, adopted a characteristic mode of penance by prayer and fasting on the top of a lofty stone column where he spent thirty-seven years until his death A.D. 459. -- Synaxis of the Most Holy Mother of God in Missina. -- SS. Aithelas, 40 Women of Macedonia and Ammon, Martyrs. Ammon, Deacon, was put to death under Emperor Licinius A.D. 313 at Heraclea in Thrace, together with 40 young women whom he converted to Christianity. -- SS. Callistus, Evodius, and Hermogenes, Martyrs, were brothers by birth. -- venerable Josua, son of Nun who was succesor of Moses in the Century B.C. See more details •	2 St. Mammas St. Mammas September 2, 2023 Description: St. Mammas, Martyr, a Roman of noble birth, mute for five years from birth, uttered his first word "Mama" whence he got his name. He suffered martyrdom at Caesarea in Cappadocia under Aurelian Emperor, A.D. 274. See more details •
3 St. Anthimus St. Anthimus September 3, 2023 St. Anthimus, Priest-Martyr, Bishop of Nicomedia where he was martyred A.D. 303 under the Emperor Diocletian. See more details •	4 Babylas - Bishop Martyr Babylas - Bishop Martyr September 4, 2023 St. Babylas, Priest-Martyr, Archbishop of Greater Antioch for thirteen years. He died in chains awaiting execution during the Decian persecution A.D. 250. With him are commemorated Three Youths, his pupils, privileged with him to lay down their lives for Christ See more details •	5 SS Zachary & Elizabeth SS Zachary & Elizabeth September 5, 2023 St. Zachary, Prophet, father of Venerable John, the Precursor and Baptist. See more details Saturday Before the Exaltation of the Holy Cross Sozon-Martyr Saturday Before the Exaltation of the Holy Cross Sozon-Martyr September 5, 2023 St. Sozon, Martyr, a Christian in Silicia, who broke up a silver idol and gave the proceeds to the poor. He was burned to death at the stake about A.D. 304. See more details • •	6 12th Sunday After Pentecost 12th Sunday After Pentecost September 6, 2023 1 Cor 15:1-11 Mt 19:16-26 See more details Commemoration of the Miracle of Archangel Michael Commemoration of the Miracle of Archangel Michael September 6, 2023 Commemoration of the miracle by St. Michael the Archangel at Colossa in Chonia See more details • •	7 St. Sozon St. Sozon September 7, 2023 St. Sozon, Martyr, a Christian in Silicia, who broke up a silver idol and gave the proceeds to the poor. He was burned to death at the stake about A.D. 304. See more details •	8 Birth of the Theotokos Birth of the Theotokos September 8, 2023 She was of royal lineage, of the House of David. Except the feast of the Dormition, this is one of the most ancient and famous Feasts of Our Lady. See more details •	9 Synaxis of SS. Joachim & Anna Synaxis of SS. Joachim & Anna September 9, 2023 Tradition holds that these Saints were the parents of the Theotokos although nothing is known of them, except that they lived in Galilee, and later in Jerusalem, where their traditional tomb was rediscovered in A.D. 1889. See more details •
10 Menodora and others Martyrs Menodora and others Martyrs September 10, 2023 2 Cor 12:20-13:2 Mk 4:24-34 See more details •	11 St. Theodora St. Theodora September 11, 2023 Our venerable mother, Theodora, of Alexandria, Penitent. She was an Egyptian woman who lived a long life of austere penance because of a sin committed in her youth. She is said to have donned male attire, entered a monastery, where she endured much from Satan and passed to her reward A.D. 472 in the reign of the Emperor Zenon. See more details •	12 St. Autonomous St. Autonomous September 12, 2023 St. Autonomous, Priest-Martyr, is alleged by the Greeks to have been an Italian Bishop, who fled into Bithynia, in Asia Minor, to escape the fury of the Diocletian persecution. He made many converts and died for the Faith about A.D. 300. See more details •	13 Dedication of the Church of the Resurrection Dedication of the Church of the Resurrection September 13, 2023 Commemorating the Dedication of the Church of the Resurrection of Our Lord Jesus Christ. St. Cornelius, Priest-Martyr, was the Centurion of the Italic cohort, baptised at Casesarea in Palestine by the Apostle St. Peter about A.D. 41 (Acts 10.) Tradition makes him first Bishop of Caesarea. See more details Sunday Before the Exaltation of the Cross Birth of the Theotokos Sunday Before the Exaltation of the Cross Birth of the Theotokos September 13, 2023 Gal 6:11-18; Phil 2:5-11; Jn 3:13-17; Lk 10:38-42 & 11:27-28 She was of royal lineage, of the House of David. Except the feast of the Dormition, this is one of the most ancient and famous Feasts of Our Lady. See more details • •	14 Exaltation of the Holy Cross Exaltation of the Holy Cross September 14, 2023 Exaltation of the Holy and Life-Giving Cross. Discovery of the Holy Cross on which Our Lord suffered together with the nails, is credited to Empress Helen, mother of Constantine the Great. The finding was made in Jerusalem A.D. 326. In the Church of Jerusalem, erected by St. Helen over the Sepulchre of Our Lord, the Patriarch St. Macarius, elevated the Cross and all the people beholding it cried out, "Lord have mercy!" See more details •	15 St. Nicetas Venerable-Confessor St. Nicetas Venerable-Confessor September 15, 2023 St. Nicetas, the Great-Martyr, was a Goth and a victim of the fury of King Athanaric, ruler of the nations settled about the Danube. He was a disciple of the celebrated Ulphilas (Theophilus). He was burned to death about A.D. 78. See more details •	16 St. Euphemia St. Euphemia September 16, 2023 St. Euphemia, Martyr, the most commendable, her knowledge was like that of the holy Fathers, suffered death A.D. 288. The death of Blessed Olga, Grand Duchess of Kiev. In baptism (about A.D. 955) she chose the name "Helen." See more details •
17 Sophia & Others Martyrs Sophia & Others Martyrs September 17, 2023 These three Virgins suffered death for Christ while still children, under the Emperor Hadrian. Three days later, their mother, praying at their tomb, passed away. See more details •	18 St. Eumenius St. Eumenius September 18, 2023 Our venerable father, Eumenius, Wonderworker, Bishop of Gortyna on the Island of Crete, was conspicuous for his charity. He died in exile in the latter half of the 3rd century. See more details •	19 Saturday after the Exaltation of the Cross Codratus Apostle Saturday after the Exaltation of the Cross Codratus Apostle September 19, 2023 1 Cor 1:26-29; Jn 8:21-30 SS, Codratus and Companions; Cyprian, Anectus and Crisent, died A.D. 257 after years in prison under Valerian, Emperor. See more details Trophimus and Others Martyrs Trophimus and Others Martyrs September 19, 2023 SS. Trophimus, Sabbatius, Dorymedont, Martyrs. They were tortured and beheaded as Christians, most probably at about Antioch A.D 277. See more details • •	20 Sunday After the Exaltation of the Cross Sunday After the Exaltation of the Cross September 20, 2023 Gal 2:16-20 Mk 8:34-9:1 See more details •	21 Codratus Apostle Codratus Apostle September 21, 2023 SS, Codratus and Companions; Cyprian, Anectus and Crisent, died A.D. 257 after years in prison under Valerian, Emperor. See more details •	22 Phocas Bishop Martyr Phocas Bishop Martyr September 22, 2023 St. Phocas, Priest-Martyr, Bishop of Sinope on the Black Sea. He was put to death under the Emperor Trajan A.D. 102 (Confer July 22). See more details •	23 Commemoration of the Conception of St. John the Baptist Commemoration of the Conception of St. John the Baptist September 23, 2023 Conception of St. John the Baptist, the glorious Prophet and Precursor of Our Lord, Jesus Christ. See more details •
24 Thecia Proto - Martyr Thecia Proto - Martyr September 24, 2023 St. Thecia, First Virgin-Martyr. One of the most celebrated of the Saints of the Early Church. St. Epiphanius and others relate that she was converted at Iconium in Lycaonia by St. Paul (Acts 14) A.D. 51. She died before the close of the 1st century. See more details •	25 Euphrosyna Venerable Euphrosyna Venerable September 25, 2023 Our venerable mother, Euphrosyna, was an Egyptian maiden of pious Christian parents at Alexandria. To avoid marriage and preserve her virginity, she assumed male attire and entered a monastery of Monks to frustrate a search for her. She retired into a cell and for 38 years was looked upon as a holy man. Even her own father sought spiritual advice from her and appreciated her counsels. He assisted at her last moments. Only then did she disclose her identity. After her death about A.D. 470 her father took possession of her cell where he passed the rest of his days in penance and prayer. See more details •	26 The Passing of St. John Apostle - Evangelist The Passing of St. John Apostle - Evangelist September 26, 2023 The passing of St. John the Theologian, Apostle, and Evangelist. (Confer May 8th.) See more details •	27 16th Sunday After Pentecost 16th Sunday After Pentecost September 27, 2023 2 Cor 6:1-10 Lk 6:31-36 See more details St. Callistratus & Others Martyrs St. Callistratus & Others Martyrs September 27, 2023 St. Callistratus, Soldier-Martyr and a fifty African soldiers were put to death at Constantinople under the Emperor Diocletian A.D. 295 for the Christian Faith. It is related that they were sewn up in sacks and cast into the sea. See more details • •	28 Chariton Venerable - Confessor Chariton Venerable - Confessor September 28, 2023 Our Venerable Father Chariton - Confessor Martyr, appears to have been burned to death A.D 362. See more details •	29 Cyriacus Venerable Cyriacus Venerable September 29, 2023 Our Venerable Father Cyriacus, Hermit, a Greek by birth embraced monastic life in Palestine. He lived for 198 years, and died A.D 550. See more details •	30 St. Gregory Illuminator St. Gregory Illuminator September 30, 2023 St. Gregory, Bishop-Martyr, the Illuminator of Greater Armenia. He is considered an Apostle of his country. It seems certain that he was consecrated first Patriarch of the Armenians, that he converted Tiridates, King of the country and suffered much from the heathens. He died about A.D. 332. See more details •